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thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ngk-they-said:
“yellowcomics:
“ Not For Puppies
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This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our...

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ngk-they-said:

yellowcomics:

Not For Puppies

support me on patreon!

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”

canisvertigus:

gaytieflings:

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

we can’t make noise, someone’s home

turing-tested:

the internet HAS been turned into a series of easily swallowable pills for quick consumption and standardization and I don’t think it’s ‘boomery’ to discuss how the internet no longer feels like a wild wild west and has been massively gentrified for quick access to anything you could ever want or need and that next hit of dopamine. there is a difference between 'social media bad’ and 'our experiences online are increasingly manufactured by algorithms looking to make money from scraping metrics of data about who we are to either sell us stuff or sell who we are to people who will sell us stuff’

violent-darts:

yuenchien:

erinbowbooks:

thechanelmuse:

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

  •  was admitted to Julliard at 8.  
  • was performing in top venues by 16.  
  • pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  
  • was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  
  • went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  
  • refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

@theladyragnell

Let’s un-forget her.

mightymaple:

I feel so lucky to have been able to read so much lately but also it’s become an escapist coping mechanism so idk

mightymaple:

me closing myself off to everything after being hurt too many times: “finally, some god damn peace and quiet”

a dumb but lovable boy at my workplace: *exists and is nice to me*

me: “oh no”

my mom when I lived at home: “I don’t need a play-by-play of your entire day when I get home”

my mom now: “I miss talking to you when I get home from work 🥺”

santijpg:

the best time to domesticate capybaras was 10,000 years ago. the second best time is today

the-apocrypha:

livrelady:

veliseraptor:

“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons

#my wants are simple#but my dislikes are many and complex#but I’ll begrudgingly read fics I ignored after getting through the tags#and whaddya know I was right I didnt like them  (x)

also related: the moment you run out of fics on your tag of choice, sigh, and then begrudgingly lower your standards and look again

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

wayfaringmd:

dynamite5ftjewishbitch:

Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME.

Oof. This man gets it.

Every time I have to send a fax to a doctor saying “hey this med needs a PA” I get violently angry.


Hint: if your PA gets denied call your insurance and ask for the credentials of the person who made that call. Usually they will approve it instead of admitting they hired some 18-year-old with no relevant training or experience to scan for buzz-words and just deny everything